A Diller of a Hump Day

Happy Hump Day

And here we go with a few funnies to help you over the mid-week hump.

 This one just cracked me up. I don't know why.

Someone sent me an e-mail of one liners from the late great Phyllis Diller.

Here are some of my favorites.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

The best way to get rid of kitchen odors is to eat out.

 I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford, and then I want to move in with them.

 His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

My photographs don't do me justice; they just look like me.

There's so little money in my bank account that my scenic checks show a ghetto.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

Of course, the lines just aren't the same without Phyllis Diller's famous laugh. 

Take a second and listen.

Wasn't she something?

Here's a Romeo with a small problem.

Speaking of problems...

Did you notice the title of the book?

Now for my favorite part...your hump day "aw."

You know you said it.

Did that do it?  Have you giggled, chuckled, or even laughed your way over the hump and onto the downhill slope to the weekend?  Well, I hope you did and I hope your weekend is a great one.

As always, I'd love to hear what tickled your fancy.

Everyone seems to be enjoying the riddles lately so here are a few more.

Riddles for Today:

1 - In California, you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

2 - Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg is white." or "The yolk of the egg are white."

(the last one's an old favorite silly of mine)

3 - Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?