Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Happy Hump Day - I've Been Blitzed!!!

Happy Hump Day.

I'm scrambling  a bit this morning. I was behind doing today's post due do assorted grandchildren happenings and I discovered this morning that I was the lucky recipient of a BLOG BLITZ, 


 courtesy of blogger DL Hammons. Thank you, DL. You've made my day.

Well, except now I'm bouncing between getting this post done and answering all the lovely blitzers who are leaving comments on last week's post.  A rather nice dilemma, wouldn't you say?


So, let's get on to some hump day funnies.

This one just cracked me up. No excuse.



Do you like "just the right moment, just the right angle" pictures. Here are a couple that caught my eye.



I had to look at this one twice.



This one needs some blood spatter but I feel a mystery story coming on.



I hope this is just the camera angle, but you hear stories...


You know, it's been a while since I gave you a real groaner. In celebration of my getting blitzed, I offer this one:

Smitty was a heating and cooling technician. His assistant was a small chimpanzee he had trained to do all the duct work. The chimp had no fear of heights or confined spaces, and worked for bananas.

One day, Smitty got a call from a customer who said his air conditioner had broken down. Smitty went over and discovered a problem in an air duct. The customer asked if it would be hard to repair.

"No problem," replied Smitty, "I can fix it in no time with a little duct ape." 
I know. I'm sorry.
Or maybe you prefer the one liners...
 The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen  a mall.
His will was a dead giveaway.
Okay, I'm done. I promise.
Let move on your your weekly "aw".
Do you like this one?

Some moms might not allow this but I say love is love.


That's it. Are we there yet? Over the hump and heading for the weekend?

I hope so.  Did you have a favorite?

For all my Christian friends, I wish you a joyous and blessed Easter.


Quote for Today:
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.  ~Marcel Proust    (Thanks again, DL.)
 

110 comments:

  1. Hilarious post & pictures! HAPPY BLITZ DAY TO YOU!!

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  2. This photos are so fun! Thank you for sharing-I needed that~

    Happy Blitz Day to you!

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  3. The photos are awesome!
    Hope you're enjoying your Blitz Day. Welcome to my world...

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  4. As a west coast resident, I'm always hours later to the Blitz than those early risers in the east. Now I don't know if I should Blitz today's post or last Wednesday's where everyone else posted a comment...and that is the beauty of retirement: the biggest challenge I face today is deciding where to comment! Loved the quote by Proust. Happy Blitz.

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  5. LOL those are awesome :D Thanks for the laughs (and the awww) :D And Happy Blitz Day :)

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  6. Oh, happy Blitz Day. Love the photos and the jokes. Your posts are always a bright spot. Happy Easter to you too!

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  7. Those pictures are hilarious. Happy Blog Blitz!

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  8. Happy Blitz Day!

    Those pictures are funny. That first one did require a second and third look!

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  9. Those pictures really made me look twice! Great one liners too.

    Enjoy your Blitz Day!

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  10. I came earlier but figured you'd be posting today's blog bit later on so here I'm back to wish you a Happy Blitz Day.

    The LSD cat caught my eyes too. One crazy-eyed cat!

    Lee
    Wrote By Rote
    An A to Z Co-host blog

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  11. HI, LD,
    Love the picture with the cat. Those eyes alone made me laugh out loud.

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  12. You had me giggling all the way through! Thanks for being a light in the middle of my work. And, Happy Blitz Day!

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  13. The kids heard me giggling and had to come over to see the cow picture. LOL.

    Thanks for the lift, and I hope you're having and epic bliz day!

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  14. Oh, that baby with the dog!!! I am a hopeless mush for sweet little babies ever since I had mine 8 months ago. And that cat picture cracked me up!

    Happy Blitz Day!

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  15. Great pictures to make us smile! Happy Blitz day and best wishes.

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  16. Happy blitz day and thanks for all the chuckles.

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  17. hahah great pics! happy blitz day!!

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  18. Lol, awesome pics! Happy blitz day!

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  19. I wasn't sure which post to comment on for your Blitz, but hey, they're all funny, so kudos to you! Hope you have a fabulous week!

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  20. Hilarious pictures! Happy blitz day! :)

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  21. Congratulations on getting blitzed! I hope you have a great Easter too and I loved the Aw. As always.

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  22. Thanks for all the smiles and chuckles.

    So how ya doing? Feeling a little woozy, maybe? After all, you ARE getting blitzed...! Enjoy.

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  23. Loved all the pictures, but must say the cat on LSD made me laugh out loud. The dog and the baby brought a huge smile. Thanks!!!

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  24. Happy Blitz! Love the pics!

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  25. Awww, dog giving kisses... so sweet.

    HAPPY BLITZ DAY!

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  26. Awesome post! I love the cat pic. Do you mind if I share it on my FB page?

    Happy Blitz Day!

    RB

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  27. Thanks for making me smile. Happy Blitz Day!

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  28. I love all of the jokes and pictures, too funny. Happy Blitz Day!

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  29. I love your photos! It's so nice to have something to laugh about on a Wed afternoon. The joke reminded me of the groaners my dear hubby always likes to tell :)

    Happy Blitz Day!!

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  30. Love the funnies. I've seen the cat one before and it makes me smile every time. So sixties. So funny. I hope your Blitz Day has been awesome! Enjoy!

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  31. Love those pics!! The cow cracked me up.

    Happy Blitzday!!

    --
    Timothy S. Brannan
    The Other Side, April Blog Challenge: The A to Z of Witches

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  32. Man....I love those groaners! :)

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  33. Love the LSD cat picture. It makes me laugh every time.

    Hello from the Blitz!!

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  34. Love the dog and baby! Happy Blitz Day! :)

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  35. Hahaha the duct ape.. Oh man.
    Thanks for the special Blitz post :D
    Hope you are enjoying your day!

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  36. Oh yes, that one is definitely and "Awwwwwwwww."

    Pictures cracked me up. That poor cow--I tell ya, there's some serious additives in feed these days, lol!

    If you still have that duct ape around, I do have a job for him...
    :-)

    Sia McKye Over Coffee

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  37. Happy, happy blitz day!
    Loved the dog kissing the child. And it's great to see you wish your Christian friends a joyous and blessed Easter. Same to you.
    Tracy

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  38. Love the pictures! Happy Blitz Day!

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  39. I love your 'jump day' posts. I'm a lazy blogger and my dashboard is all messed up, do if I don't remember who posts when, I don't make it by their place in time. Today I got lucky cause it's your Blitz Dsy!

    BTW, I live the picture with the doggie kisses. Never bothered me and my kids survived.

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  40. That should be Hump Day, crazy smart phone.

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  41. I do wish everyone made hump days happy. :) I hope you enjoy the blitz. Glad to see you back in action.

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  42. Thanks for the giggles - Happy Blitz!

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  43. Love the photo of the cat on LSD! Happy blitz day :)
    Suzanne @ Suzannes Tribe
    x

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  44. That cat must be seeing me raiding the kitchen. Hillarious pictures! Happy blitz day and many dragon hugs!

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  45. This was such a fun mid-week happy. Thank you for sharing your delightful brand of humor with us. Happy Blitz Day!

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  46. Love the flaming cow. LOL. And the puppy kisses are too cute. We didn't have a dog when the kids were little, but I totally would have allowed that!
    HAPPY BLITZ DAY!!!

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  47. your post was lovely!! Thank you for all the smiles! I think the dog and baby was my favourite :)

    Happy Blitz day!

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  48. Whew. I finished answering all the lovely blitz comments that were left on my previous post (before this one when up). Now let me get started here.

    Christina - Thank you on both.

    Ella - My pleasure.

    Alex - I've always been in awe of how you handle so many comments. Now even more so.

    #1Nana - Hey, my grandkids say I'm the #1 Nana. Actually, I don't have a number. But the license plates on my car say Da Nana.

    Michelle - You're welcome and thank you.

    Mason - Thanks all around.

    Masquerade - My pleasure.

    Laura - Glad you enjoyed them.

    Robin - Oh good, I thought it was just me.

    Heather - The pictures played with my eyeballs. And thanks.

    Vikas - Thank you and thanks for coming by.

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  49. Great aw and while I might not allow the dog to lick the kid I wouldn't freak out over it. What's a few germs among friends, right?

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  50. HAPPY BLITZ DAY!!!! :D Those pictures are hilarious! You just made my night. :P

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  51. LOL. Great post. You gave me a smile. Thank you.

    Happy Blitz day.

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  52. I am loving your Hump Day posts! Fun, quick and a little bit of awwww.

    Happy Blitz Day!

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  53. I had to go back and read last week's too. Fun. I'll have to stop back on Wednesday's now!
    Happy Blitz!

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  54. Ha, great funnies and pics! Happy Blitz to you!

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  55. Happy Blitz Day!

    I recently saw the picture of the dog licking the baby in one of my dog groups on Facebook. It had a caption from the dog's POV, about how s/he was licking the baby's nose to make it wet like a dog's. The dog thought the baby were sick because the nose was dry.

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  56. Woot! Happy Blitz Day!! :)

    The Awww moments are always my faves, but those 'double take' photos are pretty awesome too!

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  57. What a nice giggle gift you gave me today! Happy Blitz!

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  58. Lee - Thanks for coming back.

    J.L. - Oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

    KellieS - I love to give someone the giggles.

    Crystal - Yeah, my grandson liked that one, too.

    Gina - Ya gotta be mush for babies.

    Deanie - Thanks so much.

    Susan G/K - My pleasure.

    Beth - Thanks!

    Emma - Glad you liked them.

    Tiana - Either one was fine. Thanks for coming by.

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  59. The quote at the end perfectly reflects you. God bless and I am sharing it.
    Thanks
    @indywrites.

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  60. The cow made me snort. Loved the one liners too. And I probably couldn't handle the full on puppy lip lock...maybe offer the pooch the toes? But then again, within a few months the kids will be eating dirt and rocks...might as well start the immunity building now!

    Happy Blitz Day :)

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  61. Jen - Thanks!

    Murees - Thanks. As always.

    Susan F.S. - Actually, having all the great comments are making me a little woozy. It's good.

    Johnell - Thanks back.

    Maryann - That cat got me, too. Had to share it.

    M - Thanks!

    Bish - Yay, I got an Awww.

    2unpublishedgirls - Please do.

    Michelle - You're welcome.

    april - Thank you.

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  62. Well, the cow fire was truly a gas!!

    But, love is love. THEY say a dog's tongue is the best sanitizer, so . .

    ....dhole

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  63. Thank you so much for the laugh! I definitely liked the cat ones in this post--first and last. Hilarious and really cute. :)

    Happy Hump Day, and a blessed Easter to you as well!! <3

    ~visiting from http://jaimieramsey.com :)

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  64. Kimber - Hi. Did you ever live in Torrance, CA? I knew someone there years ago whose name was Kimber Leigh.

    dawnall - I am. Thanks.

    Timothy - Glad you liked them.

    DL - I did them just for you. (Thanks again for my blitz.)

    GSMarlene - Thanks on both.

    M.J. - Yup, that's what it did to me.

    Lara - Thanks on all.

    AJ - I think you're the first person to comment on the duct ape. I was getting worried no one liked my groaner. Thanks.

    Sia - Let's blame Monsanto.

    Tracy - I like spreading the love. Thanks.

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  65. Funny pics and post!

    BAZINGA!

    You've been blitzed!

    Hope it was a great day!

    Heather

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  66. Michelle - Thanks!

    L.G. - I'm glad you liked them.

    farawayeyes - Feel free to come any day. My smart phone does that to me all the time. I text with my grandson Cooper and the silly phone changes Coop to poop. He doesn't find it funny. (but his sister sure does)

    Jeff - Thanks. I'm loving the blitz, although it's going to take me a month to return everyone's visit.

    Charmaine - Thank you back.

    Suzanne - That's how my eyes look when I've been editing. Even without the LSD.

    Al - Hey, Father Dragon, great to see you. Hugs back.

    Sarah - Hope it got you over the midweek hump.

    Vicki - Nothing better than puppy dog kisses.

    Jessica - Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed.

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  67. mshatch - Germs? What germs?

    Chrys - My pleasure.

    Melanie - Thank you.

    J. Lenni - I'm glad. Thanks.

    Carrie-Anne F. - Thanks. I hope you'll stop by every week.

    Donna - Please do. I'm glad you enjoyed them.

    Leandra - Thanks!

    Carrie-Anne - Oh that's great. I've not seen the captioned one.

    Jemi - Well, I can't ever skip the "aw". Thanks for coming by.

    Teacher-Mom - My pleasure. Thanks.

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  68. Inderpreet - Please do.

    Elizabeth - I figure love trumps germs. And thanks.

    Donna - Ouch. That was as bad as one of my groaners.

    Jaimie - I'm glad you enjoyed them. Thanks.

    Heather - It's been lots of fun, thanks.

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  69. Happy Blitz Day. No dog could do that to my baby. The one I don't currently have. You picked some fun pictures. The cat one was hilarious and yes stories have claimed that cows can fart fire. Have a good one.

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  70. Hey,

    My favorite is the dog/baby picture... it's really amazing how it looks like the dog is licking the baby.

    What?

    PS: Thinking about you all up there in the Northeast... #BostonStrong, baby, Boston Strong.

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  71. A cat on LSD is a terrifying thought. Unless it's a Siamese, then it's just business as usual. Happy Blitz Day!

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  72. Funny stuff. Happy belated blitz day.

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  73. Ha! Hilarious! Happy belated Blitz Day. :)

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  74. Thank you DL for pointing to this blog - very uplifting.
    Sorry I'm a bit late, but happy Blitz all the same.

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  75. Happy Blitz Day! The toddler woman is my favorite!

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  76. My favorite is the photo with the axe. Thanks for the giggles.

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  77. Sheena-kay - Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed them.

    Mark - Thank you. Boston Strong.

    lillian888 - Um, I think I'm glad I don't have a Siamese.

    Medeia - Thanks!

    sdneeveindieauthor - Wow, we need to give you a shorter nickname. *grin* Thanks for coming by.

    Fanny - Happy to have you come by any time.

    Kim - Did you have to look at it a couple times? It messed with my eyeballs.

    Rhonda - Needs blood, right?

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  78. I'm late but Happy Belated Blitz Day to you! Got a huge laugh out of this post, I'll have to remember to come here every Wednesday!

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  79. Some moms might not allow this but I say love is love. or the baby has a dirty nose.

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  80. Beverly - Please do.

    Mike - Ah, that's a definite possibility.

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  81. L.D., I am SO sorry I am late to the game (had a very busy work day yesterday) but HAPPY BELATED BLITZ!!!! I love your blog and your Wednesday posts always make me laugh and say "Awwww," without fail. Like that adorable dog and baby photo. AWWWWWW

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  82. Love the Proust quote, and the pics were hilarious!

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  83. Congrats on your blitz! (I think I'd freak with that many comments to answer.)

    I LOVED your pics, especially the cow! Hahaha!! Your joke, quote, and "Aww" pic were all wonderful. :)

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  84. Love the pics. Happy Belated Blitz Day!

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  85. Great pics. Happy belated Blitz Day. :)

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  86. Great pics. Happy belated Blitz Day. :)

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  87. Hahaha!!! So clever! I've never seen pictures like this before. Pretty hilarious! Hope your weekend is lovely, LD! :-)

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  88. Aww, I love the pic of the dog and the baby. <3
    Congrats on your Blitz! And Happy Easter to you and your family.

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  89. Julie D. - Hey, I love that I'm still getting blitz comments. It's like the late gift when you think the party's over.

    Cate - I'm glad you enjoyed them.

    Lexa - I am a tad overwhelmed. It's going to take me forward to visit everyone. But it's such fun.

    melissajanda - Thank you!

    Mary - Thanks for coming by.

    Morgan - Yours, too. Thanks.

    Julie - Made you "aw". *grin*





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  90. Happy belated Blitz Day!!! I'd been checking back cuz I just knew you'd have a Humpday Funnies for us...then I got distratcted for two whole days. Anyhow, I'm happy you enjoyed it. :)

    I have to admit, I said Ew instead of Aw at this week's photo. I so enjoyed the cow one though---the local news was just reporting about some contraption to help capture cows' gas for energy. Seriously.

    Have a beautiful and blessed Easter celebration!

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  91. Love the photos. Happy Belated Blitz day to you.

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  92. Ha ha ....the "just the right moment, just the right angle" had me look at them twice especially the first one.

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  93. Oh. My. Gosh. Those pictures are awesome!!

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  94. Woohoo, over 100 comments! Enjoy being blitzed, LD.

    Just went I was tired of cat pictures, you post one of a blitzed out cat that makes me laugh heartily! Love it.

    A very blessed Easter and yummy chocolate eggs to you,

    xoRobyn

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  95. Those are really some groaners. Loved them, though. :-D

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  96. Yep -- the cat on LSD cracked me up.

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  97. Love those pictures! Happy Blitz Day a little late.

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  98. Lots of great funnies today, especially those one-liners! :)

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  99. Nikki - That's okay, I'm three days behind you. I'd love to see that contraption in action.

    Susan O. - Thanks so much.

    Haddock - They mess with your eyeballs.

    Margo - Glad you liked them.

    Robyn - Twice that! Half my blitz show up on my last blog. Over 100 there, too. Amazing!

    Misha - I love that you loved the groaners.

    Patricia - Me, too. Couldn't help myself.

    kmckendry - Late is fine. Thanks.

    Heather - Glad you liked them.

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  100. Loved those! What could be cuter than pets and babies. I have a few of when my son was an infant and my cat would always curl up next to him. so sweet. :)

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  101. Pk - I have a great shot of my dog curled protectively around my infant grandson. Priceless.

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