Wednesday, January 7, 2015

First Hump Day of 2015

Happy First Hump Day of 2015

I've been thinking about making some changes to my blog routine but, to be honest, I haven't quite worked out what I want to do and since this is your first hump day of the new year, I'm staying with my usual hump day funnies. 

But first, let me ask you...did you have a good New Year's celebration?

You didn't party too hard, did you?




Oh good. I wouldn't want you to end up like this.


Or feel like this.


But you're okay, right? Wonderful.

Today's funnies come from those dear church ladies, who give us these wonderful 
Church Bulletin Bloopers.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.  (Oh my.)

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. (You'll need a really big envelope.)  

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. (And the robes are getting a little shabby, too.)  

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. (Ouch.)  

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." (Um...)

These last two feel related...

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. (I really must start my New Year's diet.)

Thank you, Ladies.

Now for your weekly "aw".

I know we see a lot of little animals with their stuffed friends but this one was a definite "aw" for me.


Was it for you?

Okay, are we there? Over the hump of this first full week in 2015 and sailing toward the weekend?
Great!

Did you have a favorite? 

Have a fantastic week/weekend and I'll see you next Wednesday, if not before.


Question for Today...


(I'm sorry. But it is sort of post-Christmas and I thought it was funny.)

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41 comments:

  1. Stacy McKitrickJanuary 7, 2015 at 12:24 PM

    Hump day is only telling me that I've waited too long to take the tree downstairs. At least I took the ornaments off it yesterday. Baby steps, I tell ya. Baby steps. :)

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  2. Julie FlandersJanuary 7, 2015 at 12:43 PM

    I think the choir practice one is my favorite. LOL. That little baby is definitely an "awww." Happy 2015!

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  3. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 7, 2015 at 1:40 PM

    Those were funny!
    I had a good New year's and no, I did not end up like any of the photos.

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  4. Michael Di GesuJanuary 7, 2015 at 1:51 PM

    HI, L.D.

    WHAT A WAY TO START THE YEAR!!!! As always, SUCH FUN! LOVED the Giraffe!

    That joke at the end... hysterical.... Also, GOTTA LOVE the CHURCH LADIES...

    Thanks for the mid week laughs....

    SUCH a CUT PIC AWWWWW... Yes I did ....

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  5. UnknownJanuary 7, 2015 at 1:51 PM

    Whatever changes you make, please don't get rid of Hump Days. They get me through the week! And that kitten is so cute! Love the church bulletins.

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  6. Donna K. WeaverJanuary 7, 2015 at 2:51 PM

    Those bloopers are great. I use that kind of thing when I teach grammar classes to municipal clerks.

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  7. RobinJanuary 7, 2015 at 3:53 PM

    Some of the funniest stuff found in the church bulletins... sometimes even the signs outside are hilarious.

    That last cartoon... oh my. So funny.

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  8. LD MastersonJanuary 7, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    Stacy - Hey, ornaments down is a big step.

    Julie - And the same to you.

    Alex - I'm relieved. The image of a sick ninja giraffe was a little unsettling.

    Michael - I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks.

    Clarissa - Okay, whatever changes I make, I won't take away your hump day funnies.

    Donna - Great teaching tool.

    Robin - Oh yeah, church signs are great.

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  9. Murees DupèJanuary 7, 2015 at 6:32 PM

    Happy 2015 to you and your family. You know how to make a woman laugh. Thank you for always leaving kind comments on my blog and for making me laugh. You are wonderful.

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  10. Maria ZanniniJanuary 7, 2015 at 6:59 PM

    I don't party that hard any more. LOL!

    Glad you're back!

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  11. Stephen TrempJanuary 7, 2015 at 8:32 PM

    LD, as always thanks for the Humpday laughs! I'm sure a lot of people felt like that polar bear hahaha. Not me though. We crashed around 10:00 pm.

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2015 at 10:23 PM

    I think I saw that giraffe at our New Year's party...

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2015 at 10:24 PM

    I think I saw that giraffe at our New Year's party...

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  14. Angela BrownJanuary 7, 2015 at 10:52 PM

    Happy first Humpday of the Year and a Happy New Year to you, LD :-)

    Okay, it's hard to pick just one funny. The first one started me off giggling like a silly school girl high on funny gas and the giggled just did not stop lol!

    And that Aw moment was more like Awwww...

    And the couple at the end? Priceless.

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  15. Emily R. KingJanuary 8, 2015 at 3:18 AM

    Okay, the teddy bear is adorbs. I snorted at the church stuff. Too funny!

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  16. Heather MuskJanuary 8, 2015 at 6:51 AM

    I've been away from the blogosphere for a little while and I've missed the Hump Day Funnies.

    My favourites were definitely the last two, although it took me way too long to get the Low Self Esteem one *embarrassed*

    Happy New Year!



    www.readingwritingeverything-heather.blogspot.co.uk

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  17. Jemi FraserJanuary 8, 2015 at 7:09 AM

    Love these! Church Lady Bulletins are always awesome and that giraffe made me actually laugh out loud! :)

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  18. mshatchJanuary 8, 2015 at 8:08 AM

    Love the church ladies casting off their clothing, lol. And omg that tiny itty bitty kitten is sooo cute!

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  19. Sherry EllisJanuary 8, 2015 at 1:49 PM

    Haha! I liked all the animal pictures, and that last old person comment was just too funny!

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  20. LD MastersonJanuary 8, 2015 at 2:26 PM

    Murees - Aw, thanks.

    Maria - Yeah, it's been a long, long time for me, too.

    Stephen - Well, we stayed up but no alcohol. Board games with friends.

    barb - Oh dear. I hope he was in an appropriate spot.

    Angela - I just love giving the gift of giggles.

    Emily - Snorts are good, too.

    Heather - Glad to see you back.

    Jemi - I've got some more bulletins so don't be surprised if the church ladies appear again soon.

    mshatch - Cute enough for a nice "awwwww"?

    Sherry - Thanks. That one cracked me up.

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  21. Al DiazJanuary 8, 2015 at 2:40 PM

    Yes, definitively I did look exactly like the bear above. Just make it a dragon. :)

    You made me chuckle, mostly with the last picture. Have a wonderful 2015, may it bring you lots of blessings!

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  22. UnknownJanuary 8, 2015 at 2:56 PM

    The "aw" pic is SO cute!! I loved the jokes, too. Thanks so much for making me laugh. :)

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  23. Patricia StolteyJanuary 8, 2015 at 4:40 PM

    LOL -- I'm "working" in my room and hubby is working in his room. Every time I laugh at one of your hump day funnies, he yells "What?" and I have to explain. Must learn to laugh only on the inside....

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  24. Susan Flett SwiderskiJanuary 8, 2015 at 5:34 PM

    Loved your funnies, as always. I especially got a kick out of the giraffe's picture. (I don't EVER wanta feel that bad!)

    Happy New Year!

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  25. Hilary Melton-ButcherJanuary 9, 2015 at 3:27 AM

    Hi LD - I'd go with the giraffe - wonderful shot .. but love the kitten. Then the cartoon - that's funny ..

    Happy New Year and lots of success in 2015 - cheers Hilary

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  26. Vanessa MorganJanuary 9, 2015 at 4:40 AM

    I really like the last one. Happy New Year!

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  27. L. Diane WolfeJanuary 9, 2015 at 9:37 AM

    I like the deteriorating choir members!

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  28. LD MastersonJanuary 9, 2015 at 10:59 AM

    Al - Wow, what a visual that makes. And a blessed 2015 to you, too.

    Lexa - My pleasure.

    Patricia - Well, heck, send him the link. Never hold in laughter.

    Susan F.S. - Sadly, I HAVE felt that bad. (Don't ever let yourself be talked into a tequila shot showdown.)

    Hilary - I'm glad you liked them. Cheers.

    Vanessa - And to you as well.

    Diane - Heck, I KNOW a couple deteriorating choir members. *grin*

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  29. Karen LangeJanuary 9, 2015 at 11:54 AM

    Okay some of those bloopers made me laugh out loud. Thanks for boosting my day. Have a great weekend!

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  30. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 9, 2015 at 8:03 PM

    You always post well more than one thing that tickles my funny bone. Right now, I'm still laughing about the low self esteem group members being instructed to use back door.
    Cheers, LD. xo

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  31. Carol KilgoreJanuary 9, 2015 at 8:05 PM

    Definitely an AW :)
    Have a happy 2015!

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  32. alexiaJanuary 9, 2015 at 10:47 PM

    Funny! I love Grumpy Cat. And the church jokes made me giggle :)

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  33. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2015 at 9:31 PM

    You got me with the "What is Hell?" line. ;) Thanks for sharing. :)

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  34. Cate MastersJanuary 11, 2015 at 9:39 AM

    We managed to stay awake till midnight, and no hangover on New Year's Day, so a great one. Hope you had a great one too!

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  35. LD MastersonJanuary 11, 2015 at 11:45 AM

    Karen - Thanks. You, too.

    Robyn - I thought that line was perfect. *grin*

    Carol - Thank you. And to you, too.

    Alexia - Can you imagine reading those in church and having to stifle those giggles?

    Emilyann - My pleasure.

    Cate - We did, thanks. Dropped the alcohol a few years back and just kept the fun. Nice to start the New Year without a headache.

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  36. Empty Nest InsiderJanuary 12, 2015 at 3:26 AM

    These were all great! Though it's tough to narrow it down, my favorites were about the low self-esteem group, and the last picture of the happy couple! Happy New Year!

    Julie

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  37. LD MastersonJanuary 12, 2015 at 8:16 AM

    Julie - "...the happy couple." LOL Happy New Year to you, too.

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  38. ~Sia McKye~January 12, 2015 at 10:18 AM

    Didn't party at all for New Years. I was in bed by 9, lol!

    The sermon bit tickled my funny bone.

    Sia McKye Over Coffee

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  39. Tammy TheriaultJanuary 13, 2015 at 2:25 AM

    ok, a few loud chuckles from this woman here. love how you bring in the new year!!!

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  40. Mike KeytonJanuary 13, 2015 at 12:14 PM

    Gosh, I'm late to the party - speaking of which: it was my birthday on the 24, Christ's birthday on the 25th, we had a party on the 27 and a New Year Eve's party on the 31st. I catered for all of them so...in terms of your first three pictures...I felt like all three - only more good looking :)

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  41. Elizabeth SeckmanJanuary 14, 2015 at 12:12 PM

    So much funny stuff! Thanks for the hump day pick me up!

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