Happy Hump Day!
And here's a little something to help get you over the hump and on the smooth downhill slide to the weekend.
Remember last week I said I had a great picture and Blogger wouldn't let me load it? Here it is.
A Real Cowboy Knows No Fear.
I love that.
An important fact for the day:
What is a calorie?
Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at
night and sew your clothes tighter.
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.
This just struck me as funny.
Side note: I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything,
but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
How about a prayer for the New Year? (It's only a little late.)
My prayer for 2012 is for
A fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
And on that cheerful note, let's wrap it up with everyone's favorite, the...
Groaner of the Day: A Russian scientist and a scientist from the Czech Republic had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears. Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to the park.
They reported to the ranger station but the chief ranger told them that it was the grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance, and finally the ranger relented.
The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and told to report in every day. For several days they called in, and then nothing. The rangers mounted a search party and found the camp completely ravaged, with no sign of the missing men. Following the trails of a male and a female bear, they finally caught up with the female.
Fearing an international incident, they decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientist. They killed the female and opened the stomach to find the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"
The other ranger responded......
"I guess it means the Czech's in the male."