Happy Hump Day
Before we get to your hump day funnies, I have an announcement: I'm going to stop blogging for a bit. I was doing pretty well juggling family, writing and blogging/social media, but the last few weeks it's been family, gardening/yard work, disaster response (we were out again last weekend), writing, and blogging/social media. Guess what's getting squeezed out. I think a month or so should let me get caught up so please check back toward the beginning of July. Don't forget me, okay?
A couple other quick notes before we get to your hump day funnies...
Just a reminder that the submission deadline for Write Club is May 31. If you missed my earlier post on this great event, hop over to the Write Club site for all the details.
Also, congratulations to Liz Fichera. Her lastest, PLAYED, goes on sale today.
Okay, just as a change of pace, I'm going to lead off your funnies with a joke (instead of a silly pet picture).
Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations.
The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?"
The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."
The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second boy then asks, "What are you going in for?"
The first boy says, "Circumcision."
"Whoa!" the smaller boy replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
Well, he couldn't...
Since I'm going to be gone for a while, I thought I should offer this Public Service Announcement:
Hee hee hee.
Okay, now tell me the truth. Do you think this selfie craze is getting a little out of hand?.
I think that guy was the clerk at the BMV when I got my license renewed last week.
And not to forget your "aw"...
Can we get some kitty love?
That's it for now. I hope you're over the hump for this week and you'll manage to get through the next few weeks without your hump day funnies.
I'll miss you all and may pop in for a comment or two here and there if time permits.
Quote for Today:
"Nothing can dim the light which shines from within." ~ Maya Angelou April 4, 1928 - May 28, 2014