Happy Hump Day
Hi. Are you looking for some funnies to get you over the mid week hump. Well let's see what we have today.
I'm still on a bit of a kid roll so most of today's jokes are out of the mouths of babes. The pictures are just random funnies I saw this week.
Let's start with a frustrated first grader.
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!"
Speaking of talking...
This one strikes a memory for me.
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says a prayer for you each night? That's very commendable.What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
I think all dog parents understand this one.
Now there is a certain logic to this one.
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
One child blurted out, "Aces!"
I think someone's been playing a little Texas Hold 'Em
Kids are really big on logic if you think about it.
This child was answering questions about the ocean.
"Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers."
This picture doesn't go with anything but it cracked me up.
Check out that dog's expression.
"Be still, my heart," thought the physician, "my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!"
Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
Oh, that's gotta hurt.
Ready for your "aw"?
How about this pair?
That's it for today. Are you there? Over the hump and sliding down that slippery slope to the weekend?
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Have a great week. See you next Wednesday.
Thought for Today:
A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.