But I couldn't leave you without a little something to help you over the Hump. So here are a couple giggles for the day. Scoll down slowly - you want to read the text before seeing the picture.
NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR LIPSTICK!
Why would you even ask me that?
I am so insulted!
Every time something goes missing around here,
everybody looks at me!
This next one's actually a bit sad. We all hear about puppy mills and the problems that can occur with too much inbreeding. Here's an example of an inbred cat.
Aw, come on. You laughed. You know you did.
Okay, that will have to do for now. Tomorrow night I get to do a "ride along" on patrol with a Guilford County Sheriff's Deputy. I'm excited. If I can, I'll do a quick post from NC on Friday. Otherwise, see you next week.
Groaner of the Day: The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any of the area's beautiful Bengal Tigers while he was the country's leader. The decree was honored until there were so many tigers running loose that the people were in constant danger.
After a local family was eaten and the ruler still refused to revoke the decree, the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power.
This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.