The rules are simple. Leave me a comment with your best caption for one or more of the pictures below (aw, come on, do all five) and your e-mail address. Deadline is Saturday at midnight. I'll throw everyone's name in a hat and draw a winner. The prize is a book of the winner's choice picked from a selection of titles I'll send to the winner.
Ready, set, caption:
Did you think of some good ones? I can't wait to read them.
Groaner of the Day: A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.
"Oh," said the counselor, "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."