Happy Hump Day.
First, let me congratulate the winner of last week's Caption Contest, Sarah Allen. Sarah, I'll be contacting you by e-mail so you can chose your prize. Thanks to everyone for playing. You always come up with some great captions.
Something a little different today. The following series of pictures show debating church signs. Yes, they are obviously fake and I mean no disrespect to anyone's faith or church affiliation - but this made me laugh out loud so I'm sharing it with you.
For my own part, I offer this quote from Will Rogers: "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
And since I can't ask you to get through Hump Day without at least one "aw", I offer this little face...
You said it. I know you did.
Groaner of the Day: (I've got a theme going today) There was a young boy who lived with his family on a farm in the countryside. One building on the farm was a large ice-house, where produce was stored until market day.
One day, the boy was playing near the ice-house, and happened to notice that a family of wrens (small birds) had got themselves trapped in the building. The boy opened the doors, and tried to coax them out, but oddly, they didn't seem to want to come.
The boy was very worried about the little birds because it was so cold in the ice-house, and checked on them every day. To be certain they'd be okay, he included them in his nightly prayers...
"...and God bless all the little chilled wrens."