Happy Hump Day, my friends.
What?! I didn't.....I....I was just thirsty.
Go on - tickle me. You know you wanna.
Heh heh heh. I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it. Awesome. Heh heh heh.
Why don't they want [sniff] to play with me?
My apologies to all you cat lovers. Some Wednesday I'll do an all-kitten post.
Enjoy the rest of your week.
Groaner of the Day: A botanist was trying to research some details about a particular kind of fern, the braken variety. He sent a request to all his collegues, asking them to send him any information they had about it.
Unfortunately, he didn't word his request very well and all the botanists he'd contacted thought he was looking for details about any ferns, rather than just the one species. So within just a few hours, his fax machine was churning out piles of useless documents about all kinds of ferns - there were tree ferns and wood ferns, ostrich ferns and cinnamon ferns... but very few about the particular type he wanted.
In desperation, he sent another message to everyone asking please...
if it ain't bracken, don't fax it.