Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Double Dose of Funnies and a Contest Winner, Too

Happy Hump Day. 

Back to a five day week this week for many of you so here's a double helping of funnies to get you over the mid-week hump and on the downhill slide to the weekend.

But first...

the winner of last Wednesday's Kaption Kontest

(drum roll please)

it's.....Karin!

Karin's not a blogger so no link back but I will be e-mailing her to arrange for her prize. 

A big thanks to everyone who played.  I love reading the great captions you all come up with.

Now, for today...

I've got some fun pictures for you and in between are classified ads,
which were actually placed in newspapers in the U.K.

I love our friends across the pond.

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!

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Wouldn't we all love to have a friendship like this?

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FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


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Oops.

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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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Such a face!


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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.


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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Worn once, by mistake.

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Don't panic.  I didn't forget your "aw".

It's a good one.






Okay.  That should do it.  Did you get a few chuckles, snickers, or maybe a good LOL?  I hope so.


Let's wrap up with a few bloopers.


Medical Chart Bloopers: 

The patient refused autopsy.

On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

She is numb from her toes down.  



30 comments:

broken biro said...

This is my first visit and you certainly made me smile! I'm going to have a to get a cat, just for the photo opportunities!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

The bull one is funny!

Clarissa Draper said...

So cute! And now I want that mouse!

Julie Dao said...

LOL at the wedding dress ad. Also, a major "awwww" to the dog and cat friendship picture.

Mary Curry said...

Loved these, Linda. You certainly did put a smile on my face this morning!

DL Hammons said...

Awwwwwwww!! :)

Jemi Fraser said...

Love the mouse - but the hateful little bastard had me totally cracking up. Love it!! :

LD Masterson said...

broken biro - Thanks so much for coming by. I hope you visit often.

LD Masterson said...

Alex - I love the British sense of humor.

LD Masterson said...

Clarissa - I think you'll have to take the teddy bear, too. They seem very attached.

LD Masterson said...

Julie - You know, I didn't think of that one as an "aw" picture, but it really qualifies, doesn't it?

LD Masterson said...

Mary - Great. That's what I'm aiming for.

LD Masterson said...

DL - I love a man that's willing to "awwwww".

LD Masterson said...

Jemi - I know. That one had me on the floor. I wonder if he got any responses to that ad.

Carol Kilgore said...

Love the cat and dog!
"I got your back."

Annmarie Pipa said...

oh my gosh! funny funny..thanks!

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

Thanks for the laughs. And the cuties.

LD Masterson said...

Carol - Perfect.

LD Masterson said...

Annmarie - You're welcome. I always enjoy giving someone a laugh.

LD Masterson said...

Susan - You're welcome. Thanks for coming by.

Maria Zannini said...

All of these were great! I liked the gay bull--which I can relate because I have a rooster who shoots blanks.

--and the sneaky dog.

Linda G. said...

LOL! Especially at the as for the free Yorkshire terrier.

Arlee Bird said...

Can't blame the patient for refusing the autopsy. Those procedures can kill you. But on the other hand some people are dying to get them.


Lee
Tossing It Out

LD Masterson said...

Maria - Bet the "gay" bull doesn't even up in the stew pot like your rooster.

LD Masterson said...

Linda G. - Do you think they got any takers?

LD Masterson said...

Lee - Oh, no. That was as bad as one of my groaners.

Mike Keyton said...

Why couldnt' that dog buy a Davey Crockett hat like everyone else?

Loved the bastard yorkshire terrier!

Slamdunk said...

Congrats to Karin.

And I am always a sucker for funny and cute pet stuff. Thanks for rewarding me.

LD Masterson said...

Mike - Now I'm laughing. I never thought of that but you're right. That's exactly what it looks like.

LD Masterson said...

Slamdunk - Thanks for coming by. I'm glad you enjoyed them.