Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Kitty Kat Kaption Kontest

Happy Hump Day

And a very Happy Fourth of July!

This is probably a day off for many of you so it's not a hump day at all, but I've got these great cat pictures just begging for captions so I've decided to do a caption contest.

You know the rules.  Leave me caption for one or more of the five pictures below and you'll be entered in a drawing to win a book from a list of titles.  One chance for each caption.   

U.S. and Canada blogging friends only please.

Okay, lets see those captons!






Weren't those great pictures?  I received them in an e-mail so I'm afraid I can't credit the source.

No, I didn't forget your "awwww".

Here it is.

Come on.  You know you said it.

Since we are busy celebrating today, I'll keep the the contest open until Monday night (July 9) and announce the winner next Wednesday.

Have a great Fourth!

Church Bulletin Bloopers: (gotta love the church ladies)

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"  Come early and listen to our choir practice.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

And the answer to Monday's trivia question - as several of you guessed...

All were dyslexic.


Dru said...

1. Oh no he didn't just moon us. I'll show him.

2. Look ma, two legs. Watch me walk to the other side.

3. time I won't try to beat that flame down.

4. If it wasn't for me, his act would bomb.

5. It's all mine.

6. I'm chillin

Maria Zannini said...

1. Is-is he mooning us?! Why I oughta...

2. "I did it My Waaaaay!"

3. I'm going to need a bigger potty.

4. And this is how Sparky got deaf.

5. Bring me the head of Chicken Jones.

Linda G. said...

1. Talk to the tail.

2. I shoulda had the lead in "Puss in Boots"!

3. What? The goldfish WANTED to go swimming.

4. The things a cat has to do to earn his tuna...

5. MINE!

Carol Kilgore said...

1. "Nanny Nanny Boo Boo. You can't catch me."

2. "I wanna hold your haaand!"

3. "What?"

4. Cat Man Band

5. "I will make it move."

Happy Fourth!

LD Masterson said...

Great, Dru. Thanks for playing. Happy Fourth!

LD Masterson said...

Maria - Love number 3. Enjoy your Fourth.

LD Masterson said...

Linda G. - I love the way people come up with such different ideas, especially on number 3. Happy Fourth.

LD Masterson said...

Carol - Love your number 5. Have a great Fourth.

Jemi Fraser said...

Can't top the ones already given!

LOVE the penguin - definitely an out-loud Awwww! :)

Are any bulletins funnier than church bloopers??? :)

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Third one - "Wait, wait! I can explain..."
Fifth one, this is what comes to mind - "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch..."

LD Masterson said...

Jemi - Aw, I'll bet you could have come up with one good one.

Church bloopers are always great.

LD Masterson said...

Alex - LOL. I never expected the Grinch to pop in there.

Eve said...

This is a fantastic idea!

1. Please keep your hands at your sides. We wouldn't want any accidents at this point.

2. Thank you and I hope I passed the audition!

3. Just back away. There's nothing to see here.

4. sCATman Crothers

5. Look what they did to my boy.

Hope you had a great day...and I did say 'awww' at the little penguin.

LD Masterson said...

Eve - Excellent. And thanks for playing.

Karin said...

Here goes:
1. Don't Look, Ethel! But it was too late..she'd already been MOONED!

2. Growltiger's Last Stand

3. (For some reason the picture did not load on my computer--is it a Mac glitch?)

4. Jellicle Cats come one come all:
Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball!

5. Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones--in fact he's remarkably fat. He's the St James's street cat!

PS--I STILL have the program from May 1989 when we saw Cat's together at Memorial Hall in Dayton

LD Masterson said...

Karin - That's funny, I never thought of Cats until you mentioned Growltiger - but he looks just like him. Not sure why you didn't get number 3.

Hey, let's go to NYC and gather up some more show programs!

Mary Curry said...

Okay, just for the fun of it -

1. Don't squeeze the Charmin!

2. The hills are alive, with the sound of music...

3. What? Just practicing my routine for London 2012.

4. Let her rip!

5. Better you than me.

LD Masterson said...

Hey, Mary C - glad you made it.

Maryann Miller said...

Coming in late to the party here, had a party of my own going on at my house. No Internet Wednesday. Love the caption contest so I will give it a whirl.

1. Don't know what it is, but this part stinks.

2. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a grasshopper.

3. Is the handle over here?

4. Let's rock 'n roll.

5. Step back from the bird.

LD Masterson said...

I have to add one. This is my grandson's caption for number 3:

What? I'm just giving the mouse a swirly.

LD Masterson said...

Oops, I missed answering Maryann - Sorry. But I've got you entered. Drawing the winner this evening.