Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Puppies and Kittens and Birds, Oh My!

  Happy Hump Day

Okay, gang, here they are.
 Your happy hump day funnies, to get you over the midweek hump and sailing toward the wonderful weekend.

 This one just cracked me up.

 "Hope you weren't too fond of it." *burp*

 You can cause someone to look like this. Visit your local animal shelter.

 My Sophie gets under her bed like this.  Even without hearing the word "vet".

 This one almost qualified as today's "aw".  Don't you love that face.

But here's the official "aw" for the day.

 Buddies come in all shapes and sizes.

And one bonus pic today. Remember my post last week on my Christmas high tech nightmare? 
Here's some of these family sharing 3D movie night.

Did that do it?  Enough chuckles to keep you going through the week? Well, then my job here is done. As always, I'd love to hear which ones you liked.  

Courtroom Nonsense of the Day:
(from actual court transcripts)

ATTORNEY:So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY:And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS:Getting laid.

ATTORNEY:How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS:By death.
ATTORNEY:And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS:Take a guess.

ATTORNEY:She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY:How many were boys?
ATTORNEY:Were there any girls?
WITNESS:Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?


Stacy McKitrick said...

My favorite picture? The happy doggie!

But I love those courtroom transcripts the BEST!!

Maria Zannini said...

Your tv watchers look like secret agents. The only one you needed to add was Sophie (with glasses). :)

Linda G. said...

Awww. I love the kitty and bird pic! So sweet.

And I'm still giggling over the court transcripts. Too funny!

Tara Tyler said...

awesome pics! esp the 3d glasses!

and those courtroom funnies - ha ha ha ha! i need a new must be hell to have to ask those redundant questions!

LD Masterson said...

Stacy - yeah, I have a soft spot for that one, too.

LD Masterson said...

Maria - Well, Stan was in glasses but outside of camera range. Wouldn't try putting them on Sophie. You know how she is; it would probably traumatize her.

LD Masterson said...

Linda G. - Hey, I got an "awww". That is a great picture.

LD Masterson said...

Tara - Well, it looks like the courtroom funnies are a hit. I'll have to see if I can dig up some more.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Just glad you got all of the technology working!
First one is great. Someone needs to send it to Trump.

Nicki Elson said...

That was a SUPER awww! Way too sweet. I also like the hampster one - kitty's fact totally looked like he was thinking that.

Thanks for all these laughs. I thoroughly enjoyed my time here. :)

LD Masterson said...

Alex - Do you think he'd see the resemblance?

LD Masterson said...

Nicki - Glad I gave you an "aw" and a laugh. That's what I was aiming for.

Mason Canyon said...

Your Hump Day post always make me laugh. Thanks for helping us with the winter blues.

Thoughts in Progress

Patricia Stoltey said...

I do love cute pet pictures, but the lawyer joke is priceless.

LD Masterson said...

Mason - You're very welcome. Thanks for coming by.

LD Masterson said...

Patricia - and made funnier by the fact that they're all taken from actual court transcripts.

Slamdunk said...

Now this is the way to start my day--with several laughs. I just read a blog about a noisy hamster that the owner was afraid that the hamster had ideas of escape--something that would not end well with her cats. Your pic 2 fits well with that idea.

Thanks LD.

LD Masterson said...

Slamdunk - Cats and hamsters, not good housemates.

Jemi Fraser said...

The treat dog is adorable!!!

And those transcripts are more than a little frightening!

LD Masterson said...

Jemi - What? Do they shake your faith in our legal system?