Wednesday, May 1, 2013

A Good Joke for Hump Day.

Happy Hump Day.

Okay, here are your hump day laughs to get you over the middle of the week hump and headed for the weekend.

First, remember the post I did a couple hump days ago on the pet hall of shame?  Here's one I missed.

Now for the joke. This is one I hadn't heard/read before and it made me laugh. I hope it will do the same for you.

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."  She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed. 

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.  I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ... very much. I do, too, especially chicken, pork and beef.  

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.  

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.  

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. 

 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." 

 Guess where I am now?

Did it work? Did you laugh? Chuckle? Smile?

Since the joke was kind of long, I'm jumping straight to your 'aw' picture. 

I know that one worked. 

Are you all set? Gonna make it to the weekend? 

Do you have any special plans for the weekend?  I know that's usually a Friday question but I have a couple other questions in mind for Friday and I don't want to overwhelm anyone.

Definition of the Day:

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

(I'm sorry. It just sort of fit.)


Melody said...

aww!! This is a great post!! It did make me laugh :D

mooderino said...

The most delicious bird and it can't fly away. It's fate was sealed right there.


Stacy McKitrick said...

Funny story. Cute picture! Yep, made me laugh.

Maria Zannini said...

That red smeared dog scared me for a minute.

My plans for the weekend? More work around the yard and gardens.

What is this vacation other people speak of?

Clarissa Draper said...

I just love that story! Thanks for waking me with a smile.

Linda G. said...

Well, doggone it! You made me awww and laugh again. :)

Mark Means said...

Haha...I liked that one! Happy Hump Day :)

Al Diaz said...

Hahahaha, yes, it worked for me. Thank you very much!!

Lexa Cain said...

I absolutely laughed! It was very funny and that teacher obviously has no sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs! :-D

Maryann Miller said...

The joke did make me laugh out loud. Good one. Also enjoyed both of the pictures. In that first one it sure did look like that dog was eating something other than a cake mix. :-)

Julie Flanders said...

The red velvet dog made me laugh out loud hahaha. Great joke and great "aww" too! :)

Robin said...

Funny jokes. Yes, the second one definitely fit.

The awww definitely worked.

I made it over The Hump.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Colonel Sanders - funny!
That first picture is great. Cleanup on aisle three.

LD Masterson said...

Melody - Great.

Mood - So sad. (chomp, chomp)

Stacy - Yea.

Maria - Your could almost use him for a murder mystery cover. And go easy on your back this weekend.

Clarissa - You're most welcome.

Linda G. - Hah. Gotcha!

Mark - Thanks.

Lexa - Some teachers are like that.

Maryann - Kinda creepy, huh?

Julie - Hey, I'm three for three.

Robin - Glad to help.

Alex - And a dog bath in the near future.

Melissa Sugar said...

Yes, it worked. I chuckled the first time you answered the teacher and laughed harder with each answer and visit to the office. Love the dogs.

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

You did make me smile and the quote made me laugh.

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

Fun post, and yeah, you made me laugh. As for PETA, I'll have you know my hubby and I are card-carrying members... People Eating Tasty Animals, that is.

Mike Keyton said...

Best of all for me was the post script. A superb riddle for our annual New Year Quiz. Thanks, Linda.

LD Masterson said...

Melissa - So hard not to love dogs. And I'm glad you liked the joke.

Susan G/K - Ah, success.

Susan F S - That PETA line is a definite groaner. I may have to steal it.

Mike - You do a New Year Quiz? Tell me more.

Stephen Tremp said...

hahaha! I'm laughing and feel better already! Love the definition of the day too.

And thanks for stopping by and saying hello!

Gina Gao said...

This is such a fun post! I enjoyed reading this very much.

mshatch said...

Pretty funny and that aw is way cute :)

Jan Newman said...

Thanks, LD. I needed that! LOL.

LD Masterson said...

Stephen - It's good to have yo back online. Glad I gave you a laugh.

Gina - Thanks. Glad you liked it.

mshatch - Yeah, that aw was too easy.

Jan - Well, I'm glad I could give it to you.