Happy Hump Day.
Okay, here are your hump day laughs to get you over the middle of the week hump and headed for the weekend.
First, remember the post I did a couple hump days ago on the pet hall of shame? Here's one I missed.
Now for the joke. This is one I hadn't heard/read before and it made me laugh. I hope it will do the same for you.
Our
teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said
I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else
laughed.
My
parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite
animal. I
told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals ... very much. I do, too, especially chicken, pork and
beef.
Anyway,
my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he
laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The
next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I
told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you
could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I
don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like
it when I am.
Today,
my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her,
"Colonel Sanders."
Guess
where I am now?
Did it work? Did you laugh? Chuckle? Smile?
Since the joke was kind of long, I'm jumping straight to your 'aw' picture.
I know that one worked.
Are you all set? Gonna make it to the weekend?
Do you have any special plans for the weekend? I know that's usually a Friday question but I have a couple other questions in mind for Friday and I don't want to overwhelm anyone.
Definition of the Day:
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
(I'm sorry. It just sort of fit.)
24 comments:
aww!! This is a great post!! It did make me laugh :D
The most delicious bird and it can't fly away. It's fate was sealed right there.
mood
Funny story. Cute picture! Yep, made me laugh.
That red smeared dog scared me for a minute.
My plans for the weekend? More work around the yard and gardens.
What is this vacation other people speak of?
I just love that story! Thanks for waking me with a smile.
Well, doggone it! You made me awww and laugh again. :)
Haha...I liked that one! Happy Hump Day :)
Hahahaha, yes, it worked for me. Thank you very much!!
I absolutely laughed! It was very funny and that teacher obviously has no sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs! :-D
The joke did make me laugh out loud. Good one. Also enjoyed both of the pictures. In that first one it sure did look like that dog was eating something other than a cake mix. :-)
The red velvet dog made me laugh out loud hahaha. Great joke and great "aww" too! :)
Funny jokes. Yes, the second one definitely fit.
The awww definitely worked.
I made it over The Hump.
Colonel Sanders - funny!
That first picture is great. Cleanup on aisle three.
Melody - Great.
Mood - So sad. (chomp, chomp)
Stacy - Yea.
Maria - Your could almost use him for a murder mystery cover. And go easy on your back this weekend.
Clarissa - You're most welcome.
Linda G. - Hah. Gotcha!
Mark - Thanks.
Lexa - Some teachers are like that.
Maryann - Kinda creepy, huh?
Julie - Hey, I'm three for three.
Robin - Glad to help.
Alex - And a dog bath in the near future.
Yes, it worked. I chuckled the first time you answered the teacher and laughed harder with each answer and visit to the office. Love the dogs.
You did make me smile and the quote made me laugh.
Fun post, and yeah, you made me laugh. As for PETA, I'll have you know my hubby and I are card-carrying members... People Eating Tasty Animals, that is.
Best of all for me was the post script. A superb riddle for our annual New Year Quiz. Thanks, Linda.
Melissa - So hard not to love dogs. And I'm glad you liked the joke.
Susan G/K - Ah, success.
Susan F S - That PETA line is a definite groaner. I may have to steal it.
Mike - You do a New Year Quiz? Tell me more.
hahaha! I'm laughing and feel better already! Love the definition of the day too.
And thanks for stopping by and saying hello!
This is such a fun post! I enjoyed reading this very much.
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Pretty funny and that aw is way cute :)
Thanks, LD. I needed that! LOL.
Stephen - It's good to have yo back online. Glad I gave you a laugh.
Gina - Thanks. Glad you liked it.
mshatch - Yeah, that aw was too easy.
Jan - Well, I'm glad I could give it to you.
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