Happy Hump Day
Okay, I'll admit it. Some weeks my Hump Day funnies just magically appear in my e-mail inbox.
That's what happened yesterday.
For your Hump Day pleasure, I give you...church ladies with typewriters.
Also known as:
Church Bulletin Bloopers.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon
this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'
The sermon tonight: 'Searching for
Jesus.'
Ladies,
don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not
worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Eight
new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Miss
Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to
the congregation.
A bean supper
will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will
follow.
At the
evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and
listen to our choir practice.
Please
place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want
remembered.
Low Self Esteem
Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
Potluck
supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of
the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the
basement on Friday afternoon.
This
evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Now for your "aw". Take a look at that face.
Are we good? Did you find enough chuckles in there to carry you over the hump and onto the downward slope to Friday. Yes? Then my work here is done.
Any favorites today?
Now for your "aw". Take a look at that face.
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Are we good? Did you find enough chuckles in there to carry you over the hump and onto the downward slope to Friday. Yes? Then my work here is done.
Any favorites today?
Thought for Today:
How important does a person have to be before they're considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
18 comments:
i had to forward this to my parents! hilarious!
fave is bringing things not worth keeping around the house to rummage sale - husbands! ha ha!
These were good!
--Obviously, I need a blanket. I wasn't as prepared to sin as I thought. :)
Tara - It's always good to share a laugh.
Maria - Well, the blanket probably isn't necessary but it does make things more comfortable. *grin*
Okay, I was already in a good mood but that just kicked me into a happier place.
Those were hilarious. Like Maria, I better bring a blanket because it's not often we're told to "prepare" to sin lol!!!
My favorite:
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'
The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
This was fun, thanks for sharing.
Angela - I love helping people to a happier place.
Carol - Yeah, that was my favorite, too.
Sheena-kay - You're welcome. And thanks for coming by.
I've seen these before, but I still love them. The one about the music following the beans always cracks me up, but I really like all of them.
Good grief, I'm so glad I ended up here today! Thanks for the bundle of laughs! :)
Thanks for the giggles!
LOL! I giggled myself silly at the bloopers. Thanks. :)
Susan - My grandsons love that one the most. And thank you for becoming a Follower.
Lexie - Well, I'm glad you ended up here today, too.
Nancy - You're welcome. That's what Wednesdays are for.
Linda G. - Aw come on. You were already silly. *grin*
Hopefully if you are placing your deceased person in the envelope, they were cremated.
My mom sat and read these together and laughed so hard we were almost crying :)
Sarah Allen
(From Sarah With Joy)
These were GREAT! LOL. Thanks for the laughs, LD.
That pup is SOOO ADDDDDOORRRRAAABLE.
Alex - Or it was a REALLY big envelope.
Sarah - I'm glad you enjoyed them together.
Michael - You're welcome. And didn't you just love that little face?
Haha. I love them. Especially the pot luck supper.
Hey, Andrew - I almost missed your comment. Glad you enjoyed them.
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