Happy Hump Day
Here are your hump day funnies to help you over the mid-week hump and on to the weekend.
But don't party too hard this weekend. You don't want to end up with this problem.
Aw, come. You know you've been there.
Um, not that I ever...I mean, maybe...
Moving right along - here's a tip for the coming winter.
It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in Mattawa asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. To be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
Then, being a practical leader, he went to the phone booth, called the Weather Network and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'Yes, it looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
A couple weeks later, he called the Weather Network again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'
The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later, the chief called the Weather Network again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'
'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'Because the Indians are collecting a sh*tload of firewood.'
Explains a lot about our weather forecasts, doesn't it?
Speaking of weather...wind can be a problem, too.
I hate to admit that I found that funny but it looks like they were all okay.
Here's a headline I found interesting.
I wonder why?
Remember the Honey Badger craze last year? How about this one?
Sorry, I probably found that funny because that squirrel lives in our yard and makes my Sophie crazy.
Okay, let's get to everyone's favorite - the "aw".
I had a couple to choose from this week but I just loved the faces in this one.
Did it work for you, too?
Okay, that's it. Hope you found a funny in here that lifted you over the hump and you can coast through the end of the week. Did you have a favorite?
Have a great weekend and I'll see you next Wednesday.
Definitions for Today:
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.