Hi. When I first started blogging, I used to include a "groaner" (a.k.a. a bad pun) in each of my posts. It occurred to me that I haven't done that in a while. So today we celebrate
The Return of the Groaner!
Today's post will be all puns (except for the pictures).
Are you ready to groan?
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Well, I guess this picture is a pun.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
This one isn't a pun.
I just picked it because my book group meets tonight and I haven't finished the book.
Okay, let's finish up with a slightly longer one.
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Oh, that one even made me groan.
Let's get to your "aw".
Look at that face.
You know you said it.
That's it for today. Too many groaners at one time could be dangerous. Did you have a favorite? Which one was the big grooooan?
Have a great weekend. See you next week.
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