Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Happy All Funnies Hump Day



But please bear with me today. While juggling a couple deadlines, a major landscaping project, and an upcoming wedding, I totally dropped the ball on writing this post.

So instead of any pearls of wisdom from me, today you get all funnies.
(Okay, stop applauding.)  

Here we go. 

 Made me laugh, this did.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the speaker and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall and I found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it okay if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if it will make you happy."
WOMAN: "Oh, thank you, sweetheart. I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "Okay, but for that price I want all the options."
WOMAN: "Wonderful! You're so good to me. Um, one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "Darling, thank you! I'll call right now. I love you so much!"
MAN: "I love you, too. See you later."

The man ends the call. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He looks around and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?” 

Did you see it coming?

But a writer's gotta write when a writer's gotta write.

This next one sort of explains why I dropped the ball on this post...

Yeah, I'm looking a little scary.

I know my last couple "aw"s have been about eyes,
but I just couldn't resist this guy's.

Come on, you know you said it. 

 That's all for today. I hoped you found something here to give you a laugh and help you over the mid-week hump and on your way to the weekend.  Did you have a favorite?

I'm going to be offline all day today but I'll be around to see you later in the week. Have a great week.

Quote for Today:

Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.  ~ Mark Twain



L. Diane Wolfe said...

That is one scary looking cat.

Maria Zannini said...

All good funnies today. And that little dachshund was adorable.

Stacy McKitrick said...

Loved the quote. It's soooooo true. :D

Donna said...

Haha Those are some great ones. I'm stealing Snoopy. Thanks!

Mike Keyton said...

Loved that Twain quote, but then I love all of his quotes : )

LD Masterson said...

Diane - Yup, and that's how I feel some days. LOL

Maria - Thanks, and yes, he got me.

Stacy - It really is.

Donna - Steal away. (I did.)

Mike - He certainly had some great ones.

Tanza Erlambang said...

thank you to make me smile....
have a great day

Himawan Sant said...

If it is true that someone is so easy to say yes ... to fulfill that lover's shopping that much ... I will also gape at that ...
Maybe I cry because ... when I will be as rich as he is 😂 said...

Lots of cuteness and fun here.
Have a great Sunday and new week, LD.

Jemi Fraser said...

Twain has so many great quotes!
Poor Yoda - that one had me laughing out loud! :)