Happy Hump Day
As usual, today's post is dedicated to giving you a little boost - in the form of giggles, chuckles, or even a good solid laugh - to get you over the mid-week hump and on the downhill slope to the weekend.
If you have, did you call for tech support?
I'm not sure if there was any "help" given here.
What do you think?
Oh, don't panic. I didn't forget your weekly "awww".
You know you said it.
Okay, did that do it? Are you over the hump and coasting to the weekend? Did you have a favorite?
Groaner of the Day: I know, I know - I promised to cut back on the groaners but some of my new visitors liked the one on Monday and I just want to give them one more. (Then they'll know better than to encourage me.)
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with...
transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
(Oh, I'm so sorry.)