Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Hump Day Shame

Happy Hump Day

I'm really dying to tell you more about FLIGHTS OF FICTION, but it's hump day and my goal for today is just to help you over the mid week hump with a few laughs.

These pictures came to me in an e-mail, uncredited. I wanted to credit the "pet shame" website they came from but there appear to be several sites where people can post pictures of naughty pets and I don't know where these originated. Well, actually, I think it's safe to say they originated with frustrated dog owners.

If you share your home with a dog, or even if you don't, I think you'll appreciate these.

Some of the signs are hard to read so I'll repeat them in the captions.

I ate the tooth that the little human was saving for the tooth fairy.

  I ate an entire child's birthday cake from the kitchen counter.
Mom had to tell a six year old that she didn't get a cake that year.
I pooped blue for days.

Peed on a child's sandcastle...while the child was building it.
Never went to the beach again.

I get on the dining room table, but I'm too afraid to get down.

I've got to admit, this one's my favorite.

Peed on Yoda I did.

And I'm going to be able to stay with this theme and still give you your "aw" of the week.

I think this one works.

I steal pacifiers.

Did it work? Did you get the grin, giggle, or guffaw you needed to get you over the hump? 
Yes? Okay, my work here is done.

Did you have any favorites?

If you have a pet, do you ever have the urge to place them on a wall of shame?  What would their sign say?

Thought for the Day:   If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.


Linda G. said...

I'm going to have to invent a new word for you Wednesday posts: LawL! :)

Maria Zannini said...

Nana would need a billboard. I can't list what she's chewed on so far. It's too painful to repeat.

mooderino said...

I bet Yoda felt a disturbance in the force on that day.

Moody Writing

LD Masterson said...

Linda G. - Wow, I get a whole new word. I'm honored. Um...depending on the meaning of the word, of course.

Maria - Sweet little Nana? Naw, I don't believe it.

Mood - LOL!

Arlee Bird said...

Love the thought for the day. I do this a lot.

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Carol Kilgore said...

"I tear the stuffing out of my bed." Shiner

Mark Means said...

Heh, those are cute :)

Al Diaz said...

Thank you, it did work for me! I loved the Yoda one. :D

nutschell said...

haha! I love those pictures. thanks for giving me a much needed laugh for today:)

Julie Flanders said...

I love the dog shame pics, so funny and cute. And I agree with your choice of favorite LOL.

Can't wait to hear more about your anthology story! :)

Robin said...

I don't even know which one I liked best. The dog on the table was really good. But, then I got to the "I peed on Yoda. I did." Hahahahaha.

Thanks for the laughs LD.

Gregg Metcalf said...

Very funny. I made sure my dog was out of the room before I read them. She doesn't need any ideas!

LD Masterson said...

Lee - We used to call those "little white lies".

Carol - When the e-mail alert popped up in the corner of my monitor with your comment, I forgot for a second the question I'd asked. That's a great line taken totally out of context. lol

Mark - Thanks, glad you liked them.

Al - You're welcome. And, yeah, that one cracked me up.

nutschell - Glad I could do it.

Julie - Thanks. Come on back on Friday.

Robin - I love to share the laughter.

LD Masterson said...

Gregg - I'm lucky. Mine's too short to see the monitor. *grin*

Clarissa Draper said...

I loved the yoda and the pacifier one.

L. Diane Wolfe said...

I love the sandcastle one!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

He peed on Yoda! Awesome.

Tina said...

Yes, you made me giggle. But I guffawed on the Yoda. I love Yoda, and Star Wars, and you got me.
Thanks for your visit and follow today! Much appreciated.

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Annmarie Pipa said...

hahaha..thanks for the smile!!

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

My rottie once jumped over the fence into the garden I had put up to keep rabbits out and ate all the green peppers and unripe tomatoes. He had a bit of a sick belly.

Julie Luek said...

I have so many signs I could hang on my dog he'd look like a telephone pole during the height of garage sale season. Dogs-- they crack me up.

Heather M. Gardner said...

Those are awesome.


LD Masterson said...

Clarissa - I had those two pegged as the funniest and the sweetest.

Diane - And he never went to the beach again. lol

Alex - Yoda getting peed on was funny, but writing the sign in Yoda-speak really got me.

Tina - I'm glad you enjoy it. And thanks for Following me, too.

Annmarie - My pleasure.

Susan - Peppers and tomatoes? Doesn't sound like a rottie snack.

Julie - Love that image.

Heather - Thanks. Glad you liked them.

Pk Hrezo said...

So cute! And so so funny. Dogs are such a trip. Mine makes me laugh and get all silly every day.

LD Masterson said...

Pk - Thanks. Mine give me a lot of great moments, too.

Patricia Stoltey said...

Those are adorable, but I have to admit I appreciated the one about eating the blue birthday cake the best.

Margo Kelly said...

The pacifier one got me, it did! Okay, maybe the Yoda one a little, too.


LD Masterson said...

Patricia - "Pooped blue" tickled you're funny bone, huh? Mine, too.

Margo - Now I need Yoda with a pacifier and we'll really be in business.