Happy Hump Day.
And thanks to everyone who offered good wishes on my story being included in Chicken Soup for the Soul, It's Christmas!
Now how about some hump day funnies to get you over the mid-week hump and on the downhill slide to the weekend?
Anyone have a teenager at home? I'll bet you can relate to this one.
Here's a joke I like.
Ron Chestna was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife."
Yeah, I'll bet a few of you can relate to that one, too.
Here's a good thing to know.
And, of course, we can't go without our weekly "aw".
You know you said it.
That's it. Did we get there? Are you over the hump? I hope so. Did you have a favorite?
I wish you all a lovely weekend. See you Monday.
Groaners for Today:
Why was the math book sad?
It had so many problems.
Where can you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow. (Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie...)