Happy Hump Day
Someone commented last week that these hump day posts are just as good on Thursday or even Friday. I hope that's true because this one's going up pretty late on hump day.
I grabbed this picture for a friend of mine who just had her first son - a beautiful little boy.
Now to the other end of the age spectrum...
Do you know no one believes seniors? Nope, everyone thinks they're senile.
Case in point:
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!
Andy said, "We’ve got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
Sally said, "No."
Andy said, "She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic."
Sally said, "Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile."
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. "Tell us the story from the beginning."
Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ..."
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, "That's it. We’re outta here."
I love that. And I've got enough gray hair to pull it off.
Now if I could just find a bag of money.
This picture just made me laugh.
In case the font is too small to read, the heading says:
"Understanding Women" is now available in paperback.
Okay, one more joke. Staying with the battle of the sexes.
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over two months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over..............women like that are hard to find."
And I wouldn't forget your "aw". Got a sure-fire one for you today.
Who could resist those eyes?
You know you said it.
Okay, that's it for today. Did we make it?
Are you over the hump and coasting to the weekend?
Great. My job here is done.
Have a fantastic weekend and I'll see you on Monday.
Thought for the Day:
Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.