Happy First Hump Day of 2015
I've been thinking about making some changes to my blog routine but, to be honest, I haven't quite worked out what I want to do and since this is your first hump day of the new year, I'm staying with my usual hump day funnies.
But first, let me ask you...did you have a good New Year's celebration?
You didn't party too hard, did you?
Oh good. I wouldn't want you to end up like this.
Or feel like this.
But you're okay, right? Wonderful.
Today's funnies come from those dear church ladies, who give us these wonderful
Church Bulletin Bloopers.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. (Oh my.)
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. (You'll need a really big envelope.)
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. (And the robes are getting a little shabby, too.)
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. (Ouch.)
These last two feel related...
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. (I really must start my New Year's diet.)
Thank you, Ladies.
Now for your weekly "aw".
I know we see a lot of little animals with their stuffed friends but this one was a definite "aw" for me.
Was it for you?
Okay, are we there? Over the hump of this first full week in 2015 and sailing toward the weekend?
Great!
Did you have a favorite?
Have a fantastic week/weekend and I'll see you next Wednesday, if not before.
Question for Today...
(I'm sorry. But it is sort of post-Christmas and I thought it was funny.)
41 comments:
Hump day is only telling me that I've waited too long to take the tree downstairs. At least I took the ornaments off it yesterday. Baby steps, I tell ya. Baby steps. :)
I think the choir practice one is my favorite. LOL. That little baby is definitely an "awww." Happy 2015!
Those were funny!
I had a good New year's and no, I did not end up like any of the photos.
HI, L.D.
WHAT A WAY TO START THE YEAR!!!! As always, SUCH FUN! LOVED the Giraffe!
That joke at the end... hysterical.... Also, GOTTA LOVE the CHURCH LADIES...
Thanks for the mid week laughs....
SUCH a CUT PIC AWWWWW... Yes I did ....
Whatever changes you make, please don't get rid of Hump Days. They get me through the week! And that kitten is so cute! Love the church bulletins.
Those bloopers are great. I use that kind of thing when I teach grammar classes to municipal clerks.
Some of the funniest stuff found in the church bulletins... sometimes even the signs outside are hilarious.
That last cartoon... oh my. So funny.
Stacy - Hey, ornaments down is a big step.
Julie - And the same to you.
Alex - I'm relieved. The image of a sick ninja giraffe was a little unsettling.
Michael - I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks.
Clarissa - Okay, whatever changes I make, I won't take away your hump day funnies.
Donna - Great teaching tool.
Robin - Oh yeah, church signs are great.
Happy 2015 to you and your family. You know how to make a woman laugh. Thank you for always leaving kind comments on my blog and for making me laugh. You are wonderful.
I don't party that hard any more. LOL!
Glad you're back!
LD, as always thanks for the Humpday laughs! I'm sure a lot of people felt like that polar bear hahaha. Not me though. We crashed around 10:00 pm.
I think I saw that giraffe at our New Year's party...
I think I saw that giraffe at our New Year's party...
Happy first Humpday of the Year and a Happy New Year to you, LD :-)
Okay, it's hard to pick just one funny. The first one started me off giggling like a silly school girl high on funny gas and the giggled just did not stop lol!
And that Aw moment was more like Awwww...
And the couple at the end? Priceless.
Okay, the teddy bear is adorbs. I snorted at the church stuff. Too funny!
I've been away from the blogosphere for a little while and I've missed the Hump Day Funnies.
My favourites were definitely the last two, although it took me way too long to get the Low Self Esteem one *embarrassed*
Happy New Year!
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Love these! Church Lady Bulletins are always awesome and that giraffe made me actually laugh out loud! :)
Love the church ladies casting off their clothing, lol. And omg that tiny itty bitty kitten is sooo cute!
Haha! I liked all the animal pictures, and that last old person comment was just too funny!
Murees - Aw, thanks.
Maria - Yeah, it's been a long, long time for me, too.
Stephen - Well, we stayed up but no alcohol. Board games with friends.
barb - Oh dear. I hope he was in an appropriate spot.
Angela - I just love giving the gift of giggles.
Emily - Snorts are good, too.
Heather - Glad to see you back.
Jemi - I've got some more bulletins so don't be surprised if the church ladies appear again soon.
mshatch - Cute enough for a nice "awwwww"?
Sherry - Thanks. That one cracked me up.
Yes, definitively I did look exactly like the bear above. Just make it a dragon. :)
You made me chuckle, mostly with the last picture. Have a wonderful 2015, may it bring you lots of blessings!
The "aw" pic is SO cute!! I loved the jokes, too. Thanks so much for making me laugh. :)
LOL -- I'm "working" in my room and hubby is working in his room. Every time I laugh at one of your hump day funnies, he yells "What?" and I have to explain. Must learn to laugh only on the inside....
Loved your funnies, as always. I especially got a kick out of the giraffe's picture. (I don't EVER wanta feel that bad!)
Happy New Year!
Hi LD - I'd go with the giraffe - wonderful shot .. but love the kitten. Then the cartoon - that's funny ..
Happy New Year and lots of success in 2015 - cheers Hilary
I really like the last one. Happy New Year!
I like the deteriorating choir members!
Al - Wow, what a visual that makes. And a blessed 2015 to you, too.
Lexa - My pleasure.
Patricia - Well, heck, send him the link. Never hold in laughter.
Susan F.S. - Sadly, I HAVE felt that bad. (Don't ever let yourself be talked into a tequila shot showdown.)
Hilary - I'm glad you liked them. Cheers.
Vanessa - And to you as well.
Diane - Heck, I KNOW a couple deteriorating choir members. *grin*
Okay some of those bloopers made me laugh out loud. Thanks for boosting my day. Have a great weekend!
You always post well more than one thing that tickles my funny bone. Right now, I'm still laughing about the low self esteem group members being instructed to use back door.
Cheers, LD. xo
Definitely an AW :)
Have a happy 2015!
Funny! I love Grumpy Cat. And the church jokes made me giggle :)
You got me with the "What is Hell?" line. ;) Thanks for sharing. :)
We managed to stay awake till midnight, and no hangover on New Year's Day, so a great one. Hope you had a great one too!
Karen - Thanks. You, too.
Robyn - I thought that line was perfect. *grin*
Carol - Thank you. And to you, too.
Alexia - Can you imagine reading those in church and having to stifle those giggles?
Emilyann - My pleasure.
Cate - We did, thanks. Dropped the alcohol a few years back and just kept the fun. Nice to start the New Year without a headache.
These were all great! Though it's tough to narrow it down, my favorites were about the low self-esteem group, and the last picture of the happy couple! Happy New Year!
Julie
Julie - "...the happy couple." LOL Happy New Year to you, too.
Didn't party at all for New Years. I was in bed by 9, lol!
The sermon bit tickled my funny bone.
Sia McKye Over Coffee
ok, a few loud chuckles from this woman here. love how you bring in the new year!!!
Gosh, I'm late to the party - speaking of which: it was my birthday on the 24, Christ's birthday on the 25th, we had a party on the 27 and a New Year Eve's party on the 31st. I catered for all of them so...in terms of your first three pictures...I felt like all three - only more good looking :)
So much funny stuff! Thanks for the hump day pick me up!
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