Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Release day for Busted! and Your Quiz Answers

Happy Hump Day

I know you're waiting for the answers to last week's quiz but before we get to that I have to mention that yesterday was RELEASE DAY.

Busted! Arresting Stories from the Beat is now available in print or ebook.  
This anthology of crime fiction contains 31 great stories, including my "Annie Get Your Goat".

Here's a tiny excerpt:

“McCullough!” Duke’s voice exploded in the quiet of the hospital. “That bastard stole my goat.”

Now he rounded on me.

“You. You’re one of Sheriff Block’s, right? Why are you just standing around here? That son of a bitch Chet McCullough stole my Gertrude.”

I pulled myself up to my full five foot two and tried to look official, if not formidable. “Deputy Anna Lopez, Mr. Stamper. I was questioning Mr. Tate when you arrived. Trying to find out what happened.”

“I just told you what happened. Chet McCullough attacked Sean so he could steal Gertrude. Oh God…unless he killed her. I wouldn’t put it past the son of a bitch.” He did a quick pivot toward the door then turned back to me. “I’m going home to search for Gertrude. You tell Sheriff Block I want him at my place. Himself. Not some little…deputy.”

I was lucky that Duke stormed out of the room before I could answer. My quick tongue has gotten me into trouble before.

Okay, now what you've all been waiting for...quiz answers!

No one got them all but most of you got a few. You were great on punctuation marks and things worn on the feet that begin with S.  

Here are the answers I received with the quiz.

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing.

2. North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara Falls ... The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.

5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.

6. Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle.

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce.

9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S': Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts. 

I did a major head slap over number 8. How about you?
Did any surprise you?

Okay, you can rest your brains.
Here's today's funny.

A married couple was working opposite shifts - her days, him nights - so their only time together was on the weekend. But living in a small apartment with a curious eight year old didn't leave them with a lot of opportunity, private time. The only way they could manage a Sunday afternoon "quickie" was to send the boy out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his running commentary as his parents put their plan into action.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.  
"And an ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company."
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving."
"Jason's riding his skate board in the street again."

And then, "The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, Mom and Dad shot up in bed.  Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

Never underestimate an eight year old.

I had a problem with this week's "aw".
I couldn't decide between these two.
Will you help me out? 

This one got me because of how these friends were making it work, 
even if they were close to the same size. 

You have to appreciate that kind of devotion.

This one was all about expressions.
Look at those eyes.

So, what do you think...
was there an "aw" in there somewhere?
Which one worked for you? 

I've had some personal "aw"s going on the last week. My two oldest grandchildren are graduating from high school next month, so we're going through a lot of "last time"s.  My grandson's senior prom was Friday and I attended my granddaughter's final orchestra concert last night. The next month is going to hold a lot of those. When I went through the empty nest thing with my own kids, I had no idea it's even harder with the grandkids.

But I think it will be a little easier if I share a few pictures as we go.

My granddaughter, the cellist. 

 She's really quite good.
I'll miss listening to her play.

Last prom

The tall one is mine and, no, that's not his date. 
These two have been best friends since they were little. 
When they graduate, their lives will be taking very different paths.

And just so I don't disappoint the romantics out there.

My grandson and his date. 
Hmm. That's almost worth an "aw".

Okay. I do feel a little better. Thanks for letting me share. 

How about you?  Are you over the hump?  I didn't have a lot of funnies for you this week. Double-dose next time. I promise. 

Thought for Today:

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


L. Diane Wolfe said...

Congrats to both grandchildren. A new beginning for them.

I got a couple right, but lettuce? I'd swear there are places here in NC where they do deep-fry it. And what about wilted lettuce salad. And dweeb really is a word. Spell-check says so.

The kitten on the puppy is adorable.

Stacy McKitrick said...

Maybe your granddaughter will continue playing during college and then you can continue hearing her play. Road trip!! :)

LD Masterson said...

Diane - Re. lettuce, I think the were going for how it's sold in grocery stores, before serving. But you're spot on with dweeb. I found it in Marion-Webster. It's listed as slang but it's in there!

Stacy - she's talked with the music department at college but I think there are too many other activities she wants to participate in. *sigh*

Mike Keyton said...

Deputy Anna Lopez at 5' 2" deserves an aww too 😄

LD Masterson said...

Mike - yup, I thought it was time for a, petite protag. Gives her some extra challenges.

Maria Zannini said...

Let's hear it for the short protagonists! Me, speaking for short people everywhere. :)

And you're right. I smacked myself when you said lettuce.

LD Masterson said...

Matia - Not short. Vertically challenged. said...

I've met and dated many a dweeb. I can affirm Diane's response.

You got a genuine, heartwarming "aw" with that photo.

Be well, LD.

LD Masterson said...

Robyn - I know a few as well. And WHICH photo?

Jemi Fraser said...

So many AWWWWs!!! Great pics :)

Can't believe I didn't think of several of those, but especially lettuce!

LD Masterson said...

Jemi - I knew the lettuce one would get people.

N. R. Williams said...

Excited for you. Busted. Your granddaughter is beautiful. And your grandson is super tall.

LD Masterson said...

Nancy - Thanks. It should be a great book. (I haven't got my copy yet but I've seen pieces.) She is lovely, isn't she? And he's only 6'6". Lol

Julie Flanders said...

Congrats on your release! I just love the Annie Get Your Goat title and enjoyed the excerpt.
Congrats too to your grandkids. Great photos.

LD Masterson said...

Thank you, Julie.

Vanessa Morgan said...

Congrats on the new release!

LD Masterson said...

Thanks, Vanessa!

Karen Lange said...

Congratulations on the new release! There is no way you're old enough to have grandchildren that old. Nope, I don't believe it. :) Love that final thought. So true!

LD Masterson said...

Karen - Would believe I was a child bride? Lol.

Cate Masters said...

Congrats on the release! Your grandchildren are beautiful.

LD Masterson said...

Thank you, Cate. On both counts.

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