Happy Hump Day
I'm late posting today and I have no good excuse whatsoever. Unless reading a good book instead of taking care of business is an acceptable excuse.
Of course, this isn't a usual Hump Day since many of us have a holiday tomorrow but for everyone else...
How about a little mixture of funnies and brain teasers today? Whatever it takes to get you over the mid week hump and coasting to the weekend.
First, a gift to you.
Hee hee hee.
Okay, here's a better picture.
Babies are fluent in puppy-speak? Who knew?
Now for a brain teaser. I think this was easy for me because we used to use these letter/number combinations for computer passwords at work. Does it work for you?
7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY
W17H0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17.
Almost scary, isn't it?
How about a lesson in cat care?
Of course, this assumes you want to catch a cat. I'm not sure why you would but then, I'm a dog person.
(My apologies to you cat lovers.)
One more brain teaser. A new riddle for you but with the answer included this time.
You are
on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off.
On your right side is a sharp drop off.
And on
your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly
in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake
it.
Behind
you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What
must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Wait for it....
Wait for it....
Get
your drunken self off the merry-go-round.
Okay, I admit it. That wasn't a riddle, it was a groaner!
Time for your "aw" moment.
Here's a mother and son picture that's sure to do the trick.
I know I said it.
Did that do it? Did we get you over the hump? Great! My work here is done.
Did you have a favorite?
I do have one other question. Everyone seemed to enjoy the riddles I posted the last couple Wednesdays. Would you like to see more or is it time to move on? I like my Hump Day posts to be fun and entertaining so I'd really like your feedback. More riddles or let it go for a while?
Have a great Fourth of July and a fantastic weekend.
Quotes for Today:
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. ~ Cora Harvey Armstrong ~
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. ~ Unknown~
