Snowed In On Hump Day

Happy Hump Day

Oops. I was so busy watching the snow fall and keeping an eye on the closings list last night, I forgot the blogosphere doesn't have snow days.

It looks like everything else around here does. We got about five inches of snow topped by an inch of ice and even the Air Force Base where my hubby works is closed. What used to be a cause of celebration among the school kids is now greeted with groans. All the area schools have used up their allotted "snow days", so days missed now have to be made up.

Actually, having my husband home today will come in handy. Monday afternoon, I was heading to the basement to move a load of laundry from the washer to the dryer, and stepped off the stairs into several inches of cold water. The pipe issue has been resolved - the massive clean up of stuff that got wet remains.

But I digress. You're here for your hump day funnies.

Have you ever gotten this Windows error message?

 Um...okay.

 

How about some letters to Dear Abby?

 

Dear Abby, 

 I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby, 
I joined the Navy to see the world.  I've seen it.  Now how do I get out?

 

Dear Abby,
     I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

 

 

I know Abby prides herself on being able to spot a fake letter but I really hope these people were joking. 

 

 

 I love this one at so many levels.

 

In case you can't read it, the sign says:

The vet said I wouldn't live to see 3. Today, I turned 7, so I pooped on my vet's lawn.

PS - I'm wearing an octopus on my head because I can. That's why.

 

 

That would almost qualify as your weekly "aw" but I like this one better.

 

 

 Happiness is a Boxer sandwich.

 

Can't you just feel the love and contentment. 

 

Okay, time for me to get back to work on our soggy basement. 

I hope these funnies got you over the hump and heading for the weekend.

 

I'd like to add one serious note. A friend of mine is seriously ill and in need of prayers. Please take a moment and offer a prayer for him and for his family.  I'm not mentioning names to respect their privacy but God will know. Thank you.

 

Quote for Today: 

Story is to human beings what the pearl is to the oyster. ~ Joseph Gold