Happy Hump Day
Welcome to your hump day funnies...here to provide you with a little boost to get you over the mid-week hump.
Mixed in with today's photos you'll find some educational material I hope you'll find useful..
(Hey, I'm not just another pretty face over here. I got smarts!)
Let's get started.
I'm wondering is that expression is guilt...
...or if he's trying to pass a Lego. Ouch.
Here are some entries from the latest
Engineering Conversion Table.
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
Good stuff to know, right?
I'm not sure on this one.
I think the "helper" wants to throw his buddy under the bus.
More educational stuff:
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
Don't you feel smarter already?
This guy flat out does not look ashamed.
But that would certainly be startling.
Just one more set of these. I don't want to over-tax your brains.
16.5 feet in theTwilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
You'll want to impress your friends with your new knowledge.
I'm cheating a little with your "aw" today. It's another "dog-shaming" shot.
But when I saw this one, I "aw"ed more than I laughed.
You just know she's really sorry.
I've got more Engineer Conversion Table items so if you want to expand your knowledge, let me know and I'll add some to next week's post.
Are we there? Over the hump?
Excellent.
Coast down the slope to the weekend and have a great one.
See you next Wednesday.
Classic Exchange for Today:
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
Winston Churchill, in response:
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one."
