Happy Hump Day.
Ever have one of those day were things just went wrong?
And even worse was having to explain to your boss/spouse/customer what happened.
Wouldn't you love to hear the explanations that went with these?
"I'm going to be a little late for the funeral. Why? Well, you see..."
"Um, Boss, I had a slight problem with the delivery..."
"Sweetheart, I picked up that paint at the store so you wouldn't have to. But the funniest thing happened..."
"This is Ajax Cement Company. Are you the owner of a gray..."
How about these cases of foot in mouth disease?
In a seminar for wives on keeping a loving relationship with their husband, the women were told to take out their cell phones and text
to their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." They were then
instructed to share the text
message they received in response.
I'd love to hear the husbands trying to explain away these replies?
I'd love to hear the husbands trying to explain away these replies?
1. Who is this?
2. Did you crash the car again?
3. How much you need?
4. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
5. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
This next one is your public service announcement for today.
This is from an interview Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky on her 101st birstday.
Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
Hattie: For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. For low blood pressure, I drink red wine. For high blood pressure, I drink scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.
Reporter: When do you drink water?
Hattie: I've never been that sick.
There you have it. The secret to long life.
(Never say this isn't an informational blog.)
I usually try to avoid captioned pictures for your weekly "aw". I think the picture alone should be enough. But this one...well, haven't we all felt this way?
Kinda ties back to the pictures above.
And there you have it. Your hump day funnies for this week.
Did they work? Are you over the hump?
Excellent!
Did you have a favorite?
(Are any of you so young you don't know where the title of this post comes from?)
Have a great day/week/weekend!
See you next Wednesday.
"We don't see things the way they are. We see them the way we are."
