Happy Hump Day.
I'm back from my little mini break in time to help you over the mid-week hump and onto the easy downhill to the weekend. Let's start off with a little warning...
And while we're enjoying our feline friends, here's my favorite Simon's Cat. If you've never seen this one, take a couple minutes and enjoy.
I have a dog like that.
Now here's something you rarely see these days. A joke that's clean and funny.
(But not about cats or dogs. Sorry.)
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."
And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!
Okay - back to cats.
Not laughing yet? Well, they say that laughter's contagious. Listen to this clip and let's see it it true. The jury is still out on whether this piece was real or staged but it's too funny either way.
Oh come on, you've got to be laughing now.
And I didn't forget your "aw". Just look at that face as you read the caption.
You know you said it.
Okay, that should do it. Don't forget to say hi and let me know what tickled your funny bone.
Groaner of the Day: No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
