Man's Best Friend? (Hump Day Funnies)

Happy Hump Day

Here we go, time to enjoy a good laugh to help you over the mid week hump and on to the weekend.

Today I'm in the mood for man's best friend.

Sort of.

Maybe.

You decide.

 Oh, I really don't want to go upstairs.

 

Uh huh. I'm not buying it.

 

 Or something.

 

"meow"

"Has anyone seen the cat?"

I can't come up with any comment here that tops that face.

 Mocking? Why, no. Why would you even think that?"

And here's your "aw".

"Come on. Won't you say it for me? Please."

Okay, that's it. Did any of these tickle your funny bone? Give you a hump day laugh? Are you over the mid week hump? Did you have a favorite?

Joke of the Day:  Since this was an all picture post, I've got a joke for you.

Father Mike and Pastor John tended their flocks in churches across the street from each other, near the edge of town. One day the two clerics were seen erecting a sign by the side of the road which read:

THE END IS NEAR.

TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW 

BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

They had barely finished when a man drove by and shouted at them, "Why don't you two keep that religious crap to yourselves?"

His word were still hanging in the air when there was a screech of tires and a loud splash.

Father Mike turned to Pastor John and asked, "Do you think we should have just said, 'Bridge out ahead.'?"

You Know You're Gonna Laugh

Happy Hump Day.

I'm back from my little mini break in time to help you over the mid-week hump and onto the easy downhill to the weekend.  Let's start off with a little warning...

And while we're enjoying our feline friends, here's my favorite Simon's Cat.  If you've never seen this one, take a couple minutes and enjoy.

I have a dog like that.

Now here's something you rarely see these days.  A joke that's clean and funny.

(But not about cats or dogs.  Sorry.)

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.. The substitute wanted to know what to play.

"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."

During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

Okay - back to cats.

 

Not laughing yet?  Well, they say that laughter's contagious.  Listen to this clip and let's see it it true.  The jury is still out on whether this piece was real or staged but it's too funny either way.

 

 



 

 

Oh come on, you've got to be laughing now.

 

 

And I didn't forget your "aw".  Just look at that face as you read the caption.

 

 

You know you said it.

 

 

Okay, that should do it.  Don't forget to say hi and let me know what tickled your funny bone.

 

 

Groaner of the Day:  No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Happy Hump Day - Just Plain Silly

Happy Hump Day.  Here's your weekly dose of silliness to get you over that mid-week hump and on the downhill coast to the weekend.

Know what's cool?  When you get an e-mail on Tuesday full of great pictures just begging to be included in a Hump Day post.  Here are a few.  Some will make you laugh.  Some will make you go, "awwww".  Hopefully all will make your day a little brighter.

(You just said, "aw", didn't you?  Come on, admit it.)

(Betcha laughed at this one.)

(Said "aw" again, huh?)

(Oh dear. That's what I look like when I try to run.)

(Yeah, I've felt like this.)

(Can I get a third "aw"?)

Okay, did any of those strike your fancy?

Groaner of the Day:  Something I've never done before - a cartoon groaner: